I've always liked the guy who reviews movies for Willamette Week. Here's why:
Dead Silence: A mad ventriloquist haunts a small town in this effort from director James Wan (all three Saw movies). Not screened for critics, who have proved notoriously unfair to mad ventriloquists.
Firehouse Dog: There's this dog. He lives in a firehouse. The attorney general of the United States is accused of firing federal prosecutors for political reasons, but this matters not at all to the dog who lives in the firehouse. Because he's a dog. Yeah, it wasn't screened for critics.
The Hills Have Eyes II: The eyes are still not screened for critics.
Late Night Shopping: Slacker Brits work the night shift, talk, drink coffee. Think Kicking and Screaming, with accents.
Operation Homecoming: An NEA-funded project invites American soldiers to describe their experiences in Iraq. And the survey says..."Kind of shitty."
Free Floating: An absurdist unemployment comedy that somehow involves Chuck Norris. Who really can do anything.
Obaba: The plot is obscure, but it involves lizards that eat human brains. As lizards are wont to do
My Grandmother's House: Gets torn down.
Summer Palace: Love, revolution and Tiananmen Square. This should end well.
Dreaming by the Numbers: Let's get metaphysical at the lottery.
Screen Listings for the week of Wednesday April 4th thru Tuesday April 10th
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